"The color of this hat shall be white. Then shalt thou wear white, no more, no less. White shall be the color thou shalt wear, and the color of the wearing shall be white. Green shalt thou not wear, neither wear thou blue, excepting that thou then proceed to white. Red is right out. Once the color white, being the correct color, be reached, then lobbest thou thy Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch towards thy foe, who, being naughty in My sight, shall snuff it.